is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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