I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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