I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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