its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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