I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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