"it" just moved
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Randomize
