So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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