Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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