Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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