...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Randomize
