Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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