The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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