"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
