i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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