just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Randomize
