I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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