Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
