I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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