It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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