I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
