At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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