Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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