you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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