told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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