hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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