I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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