is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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