Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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