You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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