Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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