you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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