oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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