who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
