how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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