It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
MIDGETS
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I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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