how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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