Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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