Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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