At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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