i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I love you.
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