The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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