I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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