It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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