That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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