Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
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