and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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