I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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