This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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