The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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