the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
