and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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